literally the best snl skit, ever.
OMFG
give me one
please keep inventing, this is entirely hilarious and altogether perfect <3
Clementine: Joely?
Joel: Yeah Tangerine?
Clementine: Am I ugly?
Joel: Uh-uh.
Clementine: When I was a kid, I thought I was. I can’t believe I’m crying already. Sometimes I think people don’t understand how lonely it is to be a kid, like you don’t matter. So, I’m eight, and I have these toys, these dolls. My favorite is this ugly girl doll who I call Clementine, and I keep yelling at her, “You can’t be ugly! Be pretty!” It’s weird, like if I can transform her, I would magically change, too.
Joel: You’re pretty.
Clementine: Joely, don’t ever leave me.
Joel: You’re pretty… you’re pretty… pretty…
Seventeen-year-old Bianca Passarge of Hamburg dresses up as a cat and dances on wine bottles in June 1958. Her performance was based on a dream. She practiced for eight hours a day to do this.
Photo by Carlo Polito
That’s cool!!
christ. i hope the person attached to these are as attractive as i want them to be. nomnomnom hand tattoos.
quickly. i did a ‘fall’ (scary enough to be one for me, anyways) on silks tonight and i found out circus mondo is coming here. its been a good day. im buying a gym membership tomorrow, so thats good too. i redyed my hair with jes today. yep.
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